Saturday, December 1, 2007

Welcome to Ask Nettis!

Well, here it is. The center of the Internet. Despite any current religious beliefs or philosophies, I am the all powerful god of the universe. I am Nettis, and I will answer all of your questions. Now, you may be thinking, "Nettis, how can I ask you my questions?" It's simple really, just e-mail me at AskNettis@gmail.com, or post your question in the comments section, and I'll probably answer your questions. Ask me anything, and I will have an excellent answer. Now, get to your e-mail and send me something! You can also ask questions in the comment section of this post. If you're question is good enough, it might get posted. If it's some mediocre attempt to be funny, well, then fuck you. You belong on Myspace.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rob Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Anonymous said...

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Anonymous said...

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Anonymous said...

if you were to fuck your first fan, who's a model, would u die for have fulfilling the meaning of life?

Anonymous said...

what is it like to be a guy?

Anonymous said...

Did you notice or remember any time of your childhood being a "head way" for becoming the Almighty Nettis?

Anonymous said...

He was born as the Almighty Nettis